Hi there, come on into my office. I’m Ed, your 1970s DC Comics Career Counsellor. I know it’s a tough ol’ world out there and you’re anxious to land yourself a nice, cushy job. Well, I’m here to advise you on the opportunities that exists and the pitfalls you ought to avoid. I see you’ve filled out the questionnaire, and I understand you’re willing to relocate. Good, good, that kind of flexibility will no doubt be key to landing a new job in this economy.
Now, let me check my handy Catalog O’ Jobs. I know, I know… it looks like a copy of The Brave & the Bold #141, a comic book published in 1978 by DC Comics, but don’t worry, that’s not the case. I mean, hey, if it were, I’d have to be crazy… and I mean Arkham Asyklum crazy.